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diff --git a/lib/file/death.txt b/lib/file/death.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..73ac47cd --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/file/death.txt @@ -0,0 +1,351 @@ +349 +******** BUFFER LINE *********************************** DO NOT REMOVE ******* +Live and let live, right..? +AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! +AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! +Somehow, I have a bad feeling about this... +Strangely, all of a sudden I don't feel so good. +You can see armored women on winged horses coming for you. +Oh well, you can't always win. +I'm too young to die! +I'll be back! +O, untimely death! +Slave, thou hast slain me! +Ouch! That smarts! +Who knocked? +Did anybody get the number of that truck..? +Ouch. +Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar! +O! I die, Horatio... +I told you to be careful with that sword... +This guy's a little crazy... +Ok, ok, I get it: No more pals. +No more mr. nice guy! +Who turned off the light..? +Join the army, see the world, they said... +Mom told me there'd be days like this... +Rats! +Shall this fellow live? +Help, ho! +What ho! Help! +What hast thou done? +I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you! +You will *pay* for this! +They say blood will have blood... +Violence is no solution! +Yes? +#&%#&#%*#*&%!!!!! +F***! +No time to make a testament? +Ugh! +Aargh! +Aaagghhh! +I'm melting! +Oof.. +Oh! +Did somebody knock? +Later, dude... +CU! +What? Who? Me? Oh, s..t! +...amen! +Eeek! +Aacch! +I hate it when that happens. +One direct hit can ruin your whole day. +Oh no! +Not me! +Ouch. +Oh no, not again. +Another one bites the dust. +Goodbye. +Help me! +Farewell, cruel world. +Oh man! +Doough! +This is the End, my only friend. +It's all over. +The fat lady sang. +Why does everything happen to me? +I'm going down. +Crapola. +Pow! +Bif! +Bam! +Zonk! +I should've listened to my mother... +No... a Bud light! +What was that noise? +Mama said there'd be days like this. +It's just one of those days... +I see a bright light... +Mommy? Is that you? +I let you hit me! +Sucker shot! +I didn't want to live anyway. +-<sob>- +Hah haa! Missed me! Ha--- +Was that as close as I think it was? +Monsters rejoice: the hero has been defeated. +It wasn't just a job it was an adventure! +I didn't like violence anyway! +I thought you liked me? +Such senseless violence! I don't understand it. +I think this guy's a little crazy. +Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore. +Help me! I am undone! +Hey! Killin' ain't cool. +This fell sergeant, Death, is strict in his arrest... +The rest is silence. +Guh! +It's game over, man! +You've run out of life. +Thou art slain. +Finish him! +Trust me, I know what I'm doing... +Die, mortal! +Kill men i' the dark! What be these bloody thieves? +Ho! Murder! Murder! +O! I am spoil'd, undone by villains! +O murderous slave! O villain! +O, falsely, falsely murder'd! +A guiltless death I die. +AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! +Trust me. +Dammit, this thing won't die! +He hit me for HOW MUCH????? +Look, behind you!!! +Who fed steroids to that kobold? +Don't worry, be happy! +I don't believe this! +Oops. +Oups. +Can't you take a joke? +Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway... +Oops, sorry... didn't mean to disturb you. +I never get to have any fun! +Stop! +Cut it out! +Don't worry. I've got a plan. +It didn't look so tough. +Run away! +All clear, guys. +AGAIN!?!?! +I don't like this dungeon... +Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. +My God will protect me. +You wouldn't dare! +But what about my Parry Skill? Tumbling? +Don't worry - I have Pilot-7. +And I've *never* done you any harm. +I don't understand. It should be dead by now. +I'm heir to the crown. They wouldn't dare! +Hey! Where's my stomach? My hands? +Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book. +Cover me. +Watch this. +And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!' +I will not yield. +...but like a man he died. +If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful. +Well, at least I tried...? +What could possibly have gone wrong? +You die... +What's with that weirdo with the teeth? +Surrender? Never! +I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised. +Funny, didn't *look* like a cyberpsycho.... +I have a very bad feeling about this. +Do something, SCHMUCK! +I feel I could cast 'Speak with Dead' and talk to myself. +Oh, that's just a light wound. +Ach, is doch nur 'ne Fleischwunde... +I thought you were on MY side... +Next time, try talking! +Oh shit... I'll try to teleport again. +Somebody get me a Rod of Resurrection... QUICK! +Uhh... oh-oh... +Gee, where'd everybody go? +I see it coming...aaargllhhhh! {sough} +What do you mean 'aaargllhhhh'? Hey man, I've paid for this. +Ay! Ay! Ay! +Ohe! Ohe! Ohe! +Et tu, Caesar! Then fall, Brute! +Even the best laid plans... +Hey, not too rough! +The Random Number Generator hates me! +So when I die, the first thing I will see in heaven is a score list? +Can't we talk this thing over? +Wait! Spare me and I'll make you rich! Money is not a problem! +I hate you! +By the kind gods, 'twas most ignobly done! +Mein Leben! +Meine Lieder! +I'm the hero of this story! I CAN'T die! +I thought heroes were supposed to win! +Gee... thanks. +You've fallen and can't get up! +911? +Sure don't look good... +Oh No! Here I blow again! +Hey - I've got lawyers. +Thanks, I needed that. +I AM toast!! +Scheisse! +Fatality! +Brutality! +Toasty! +And you thought Tristan was unlucky... +Just wait till I get my hands on the crook who sold me this crappy armor... +All is lost. Monks, monks, monks! +All my possessions for a moment of time! +Don't let poor Nelly starve! +Wally, what is this? It is death, my boy: they have deceived me. +Everyone dances with the Grim Reaper. +Adios. +I'm going home, babe. +I am innocent, innocent, innocent! +Watch where you're pointing with that sword! You nearly... +Hmm, some things are better wanted than had... +And they told me it was not loaded. +Of course I know what I am doing. +It looked harmless. +Hilfe, hilfe, hilfe! +Look, dad! No head! +Look! I'm flying! +Think I'm gonna fall for that? +I'll be back... as soon as I can. +3... 2... 1... Liftoff! +My wallet? In your dreams! +Yes! Yes! YES! YES! YY... AAARRRGGGHH! +See you later, alligator! +Up, up and awaaaayyy! +Been nice knowing you. +But I just got a little prick! +And I just wanted that fancy suit of armour you were carrying... +Hey guys, where are you? +Hey look... ARCHERS! +I can't probably miss... +I don't care. I have a Scroll of Raise Dead. +I don't care. I have a Ring of Regeneration. +I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is! +This HAS to be an illusion. I attempt to disbelieve it. +I thought you could be trusted. +Never try to sneak in a plate mail. +I'll never surrender. +I'll use the Cheat Death option... +I'm invincible! +I'm death incarnate! Nothing can harm me! +Hey, it was only a joke, all right? +Hey, don't talk to me like that! +I have rights, too! +Just because you're big and ugly doesn't mean you can push ME around. +Me first! Me first! +Let me handle this. +No problem. That's easy. +Oh, shit. +So what? +Tell me this is an illusion... please! +I hate the RNG... +They need a twenty to hit me! I'm invincible! +Trust me. +CHARGE! +What do you mean, how many hit points do I have? +What do you mean, my GOI expired? +Yeah, I knew it was dangerous, but I was thinking about the experience points. +You mean you get to use the critical hit chart too? +You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit! +I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens. +I have such sweet thoughts. +I pray you all pray for me. +I shall hear in heaven. +Is not this dying with courage and true greatness? +I must sleep now. +Nurse, nurse, what murder! What blood! I have done wrong! +It is finished. +That unworthy hand! That unworthy hand! +I am dying. +Oh, dear. +I will not kneel. Strike! +I have led a happy life. +Dying, dying. +I feel the flowers growing over me. +Now it is come. +Let me die to the sound of sweet music. +I will now enter the Halls of Mandos. +Ungrateful traitors! +We perish, we disappear, but the march of time goes on forever. +Youth, I forgive thee. +Treason! Treason! +Coward! Why did you not protect me? +I am absolutely undone. +It is well. I die hard, but am not afraid to go. +Do let me die in peace. +Nothing is real but pain now. +Violent use brings violent plans. +Soldier boy, made of clay, now an empty shell. +Bodies fill the fields I see, the slaughter never ends. +Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say. +Blood will follow blood, dying time is here. +Never happy endings on these dark sets. +No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend. +Time for lust, time for lie, time to kiss your life goodbye. +Greetings, Death, he's yours to take away. +I was born for dying. +The higher you walk, the farther you fall. +Where's your crown, King Nothing? +Exit: light - enter: night! +New blood joins this earth... +You labeled me, I'll label you, so I dub thee unforgiven. +If you're gonna die, die with your boots on! +There's a time to live, and a time to die, when it's time to meet the maker. +Isn't it strange, as soon as you're born you're dying? +Only the good die young, all the evil seem to live forever. +I don't wanna die, I'm a god, why can't I live on? +And in my last hour, I'm a slave to the power of death. +Now I am cold, but a ghost lives in my veins. +You got to watch them - be quick or be dead. +Heaven can wait 'till another day. +You'll take my life but I'll take yours too. +We won't live to fight another day. +As I lay forgotten and alone, without fear I draw my parting groan. +Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming! +Can't it be there's been some sort of error? +Is it really the end not some crazy dream? +Life down there is just a strange illusion. +Your body tries to leave your soul. +I'm so tired of living, I might as well end today. +Life, life! Death, death! How curious it is! +Catch my soul 'cos it's willing to fly away! +Flames? Not yet, I think. +Someone call the Gendarmes! +I split my brain, melt through the floor. +And now the dreams end. +Off to Never-Never Land! +Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye. +What is this? I've been stricken by fate! +This can't be happening to me! +Flash before my eyes: now it's time to die. +You have been dying since the day you were born. +No point asking who's to blame. +But for all his power he couldn't foresee his own demise. +My creator will lay my soul to rest. +Was that worth dying for? +Can you say you are proud of what you've done? +But there are some things which cannot be excused. +Why is it some of us are here just so that we'll die? +The shortest straw, pulled for you. +There's got to be just more to it that this or tell me why do we exist? +I can't believe that really my time has come. +Too much of a good thing, I guess... +I really screwed up this time. +Wow, what a trip! +What is Time, friend or foe +Time waits for none +Running through your fingers like sand +Taking us along to future unknown +And all too sudden, like it or not +We become part of the Land. +Hah! I'm not dead yet. I still have five hit points. +I don't understand. It should be dead by now. +I rolled a 20. How could that be a miss? +What the frell?! |