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+'Live and let live, right..?'
+'AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!'
+'AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!'
+'Somehow, I have a bad feeling about this...'
+'Strangely, all of a sudden I don't feel so good.'
+'I can see armored women on winged horses coming for me.'
+'Oh well, you can't always win.'
+'I'm too young to die!'
+'I'll be back!'
+'O, untimely death!'
+'Slave, thou hast slain me!'
+'Ouch! That smarts!'
+'Who knocked?'
+'Did anybody get the number of that truck..?'
+'Ouch.'
+'Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar!'
+'O! I die, Horatio...'
+'I told you to be careful with that sword...'
+'This guy's a little crazy...'
+'Ok, ok, I get it: No more pals.'
+'No more Mr. Nice Guy!'
+'Who turned off the light..?'
+'Join the army, see the world, they said...'
+'Mom told me there'd be days like this...'
+'Rats!'
+'Shall this fellow live?'
+'Help, ho!'
+'What ho! Help!'
+'What hast thou done?'
+'I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you!'
+'You will *pay* for this!'
+'They say blood will have blood...'
+'Violence is no solution!'
+'Yes?'
+'#&%#&#%*#*&%!!!!!'
+'F***!'
+'No time to make a testament?'
+'Ugh!'
+'Aargh!'
+'Aaagghhh!'
+'I'm melting!'
+'Oof..'
+'Oh!'
+'Did somebody knock?'
+'Later, dude...'
+'CU!'
+'What? Who? Me? Oh, s..t!'
+'...amen!'
+'Eeek!'
+'Aacch!'
+'I hate it when that happens.'
+'One direct hit can ruin your whole day.'
+'Oh no!'
+'Not me!'
+'Ouch.'
+'Oh no, not again.'
+'Another one bites the dust.'
+'Goodbye.'
+'Help me!'
+'Farewell, cruel world.'
+'Oh man!'
+'Doough!'
+'This is the End, my only friend.'
+'It's all over.'
+'The fat lady sang.'
+'Why does everything happen to me?'
+'I'm going down.'
+'Crapola.'
+'Pow!'
+'Bif!'
+'Bam!'
+'Zonk!'
+'I should've listened to my mother...'
+'No... a Bud light!'
+'What was that noise?'
+'Mama said there'd be days like this.'
+'It's just one of those days...'
+'I see a bright light...'
+'Mommy? Is that you?'
+'I let you hit me!'
+'Sucker shot!'
+'I didn't want to live anyway.'
+'-<sob>-'
+'Hah haa! Missed me! Ha---'
+'Was that as close as I think it was?'
+'The monsters rejoice: the hero has been defeated.'
+'It wasn't just a job it was an adventure!'
+'I didn't like violence anyway!'
+'I thought you liked me?'
+'Such senseless violence! I don't understand it.'
+'I think this guy's a little crazy.'
+'Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore.'
+'Help me! I am undone!'
+'Hey! Killin' ain't cool.'
+'This fell sergeant, Death, is strict in his arrest...'
+'The rest is silence.'
+'Guh!'
+'It's game over, man!'
+'Trust me, I know what I'm doing...'
+'Kill men i' the dark! What be these bloody thieves?'
+'Ho! Murder! Murder!'
+'O! I am spoil'd, undone by villains!'
+'O murderous slave! O villain!'
+'O, falsely, falsely murder'd!'
+'A guiltless death I die.'
+'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!'
+'Trust me.'
+'Dammit, this thing won't die!'
+'He hit me for HOW MUCH?????'
+'Look, behind you!!!'
+'Who fed steroids to that kobold?'
+'Don't worry, be happy!'
+'I don't believe this!'
+'Oops.'
+'Can't you take a joke?'
+'Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...'
+'Oops, sorry... didn't mean to disturb you.'
+'I never get to have any fun!'
+'Stop!'
+'Cut it out!'
+'Don't worry. I've got a plan.'
+'It didn't look so tough.'
+'Run away!'
+'All clear, guys.'
+'AGAIN!?!?!'
+'I don't like this dungeon...'
+'Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.'
+'My God will protect me.'
+'You wouldn't dare!'
+'But what about my Parry Skill? Tumbling?'
+'Don't worry - I have Pilot-7.'
+'And I've *never* done you any harm.'
+'I don't understand. It should be dead by now.'
+'I'm heir to the crown. They wouldn't dare!'
+'Hey! Where's my stomach? My hands?'
+'Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book.'
+'Cover me.'
+'Watch this.'
+'And damn'd be him that first cries: Hold, enough!'
+'I will not yield.'
+'...but like a man he died.'
+'If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful.'
+'Well, at least I tried...?'
+'What could possibly have gone wrong?'
+'What's with that weirdo with the teeth?'
+'Surrender? Never!'
+'I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised.'
+'Funny, didn't *look* like a cyberpsycho....'
+'I have a very bad feeling about this.'
+'Do something, SCHMUCK!'
+'I feel I could cast Speak with Dead and talk to myself.'
+'Oh, that's just a light wound.'
+'Ach, is doch nur 'ne Fleischwunde...'
+'I thought you were on MY side...'
+'Next time, try talking!'
+'Oh shit... I'll try to teleport again.'
+'Somebody get me a Rod of Resurrection... QUICK!'
+'Uhh... oh-oh...'
+'Gee, where'd everybody go?'
+'I see it coming...aaargllhhhh! {sough}'
+'Ay! Ay! Ay!'
+'Ohe! Ohe! Ohe!'
+'Et tu, Caesar! Then fall, Brute!'
+'Even the best laid plans...'
+'Hey, not too rough!'
+'The Random Number Generator hates me!'
+'So when I die, the first thing I will see in heaven is a score list?'
+'Can't we talk this thing over?'
+'Wait! Spare me and I'll make you rich! Money is not a problem!'
+'I hate you!'
+'By the kind gods, 'twas most ignobly done!'
+'Mein Leben!'
+'Meine Lieder!'
+'I'm the hero of this story! I CAN'T die!'
+'Gee... thanks.'
+'I've fallen and I can't get up!'
+'911?'
+'Sure don't look good...'
+'Oh No! Here I blow again!'
+'I'll be back...'
+'Hey - I've got lawyers.'
+'Thanks, I needed that.'
+'I AM toast!!'
+'Scheisse!'
+'Oh, basely done! I had hoped for better of thee!'
+'I am death incarnate! NOTHING can harm me!'
+'And you thought Tristan was unlucky...'
+'Just wait till I get my hands on the crook who sold me this crappy armor...'
+'All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!'
+'All my possessions for a moment of time!'
+'Don't let poor Nelly starve!'
+'Wally, what is this? It is death, my boy: they have deceived me.'
+'Everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.'
+'Adios.'
+'I'm going home, babe.'
+'I am innocent, innocent, innocent!'
+'Watch where you're pointing with that sword! You nearly...'
+'Hmm, some things are better wanted than had...'
+'And they told me it was not loaded.'
+'Of course I know what I am doing.'
+'It looked harmless.'
+'Hilfe, hilfe, hilfe!'
+'Look, dad! No head!'
+'Look! I'm flying!'
+'Think I'm gonna fall for that?'
+'I'll be back... as soon as I can.'
+'3... 2... 1... Liftoff!'
+'My wallet? In your dreams!'
+'Yes! Yes! YES! YES! YY... AAARRRGGGHH!'
+'See you later, alligator!'
+'Up, up and awaaaayyy!'
+'Been nice knowing you.'
+'But I just got a little prick!'
+'And I just wanted that fancy suit of armour you were carrying...'
+'Hey guys, where are you?'
+'Hey look... ARCHERS!'
+'I can't probably miss...'
+'I don't care. I have a Scroll of Raise Dead.'
+'I don't care. I have a Ring of Regeneration.'
+'I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is!'
+'This HAS to be an illusion. I attempt to disbelieve it.'
+'I thought you could be trusted.'
+'Never try to sneak in a plate mail.'
+'I'll never surrender.'
+'I'll use the Cheat Death option...'
+'I'm invincible!'
+'Hey, it was only a joke, all right?'
+'Hey, don't talk to me like that!'
+'I have rights, too!'
+'Just because you're big and ugly doesn't mean you can push ME around.'
+'Me first! Me first!'
+'Let me handle this.'
+'No problem. That's easy.'
+'Oh, shit.'
+'So what?'
+'Tell me this is an illusion... please!'
+'I hate the RNG...'
+'They need a twenty to hit me! I'm invincible!'
+'Trust me.'
+'CHARGE!'
+'What do you mean, how many hit points do I have?'
+'What do you mean, my GOI expired?'
+'Yeah, I knew it was dangerous, but I was thinking about the XP...'
+'You mean you get to use the critical hit chart too?'
+'You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit!'
+'Morons! I have morons on my payroll!'
+'Idiots! I am surrounded by incompetent idiots!'
+'I have such sweet thoughts'
+'I pray you all pray for me.'
+'Is not this dying with courage and true greatness?'
+'I must sleep now.'
+'Nurse, nurse, what murder! What blood! I have done wrong!'
+'That unworthy hand! That unworthy hand!'
+'I am dying.'
+'Oh, dear.'
+'I will not kneel. Strike!'
+'I have led a happy life.'
+'Dying, dying.'
+'I feel the flowers growing over me.'
+'Now it is come.'
+'Let me die to the sound of sweet music.'
+'I will now enter the Halls of Mandos.'
+'Ungrateful traitors!'
+'We perish, we disappear, but the march of time goes on forever.'
+'Youth, I forgive thee.'
+'Treason! Treason!'
+'Cowards! Why did you not protect me?'
+'I am absolutely undone.'
+'It is well. I die hard, but am not afraid to go.'
+'Do let me die in peace.'
+'Nothing is real but pain now.'
+'Violent use brings violent plans.'
+'Soldier boy, made of clay, now an empty shell.'
+'Bodies fill the fields I see, the slaughter never ends.'
+'Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say.'
+'Blood will follow blood, dying time is here.'
+'Never happy endings on these dark sets.'
+'No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend.'
+'Time for lust, time for lie, time to kiss your life goodbye.'
+'Greetings, Death, I'm yours to take away.'
+'I was born for dying.'
+'The higher you walk, the farther you fall.'
+'Exit: light - enter: night!'
+'New blood joins this earth...'
+'You labeled me, I'll label you, so I dub thee unforgiven.'
+'If you're gonna die, die with your boots on!'
+'There's a time to live, and a time to die, when it's time to meet the maker.'
+'Isn't it strange, as soon as you're born you're dying?'
+'Only the good die young, all the evil seem to live forever.'
+'I don't wanna die, I'm a god, why can't I live on?'
+'And in my last hour, I'm a slave to the power of death.'
+'Now I am cold, but a ghost lives in my veins.'
+'You got to watch them - be quick or be dead.'
+'Heaven can wait till another day.'
+'You'll take my life but I'll take yours too.'
+'We won't live to fight another day.'
+'As I lay forgotten and alone, without fear I draw my parting groan.'
+'Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming!'
+'Can't it be there's been some sort of error?'
+'Is it really the end not some crazy dream?'
+'Life down there is just a strange illusion.'
+'My life suffocates, planting seeds of hate.'
+'I split my brain, melt through the floor.'
+'My body tries to leave my soul.'
+'I'm so tired of living, I might as well end today.'
+'Life, life! Death, death! How curious it is!'
+'Catch my soul 'cos it's willing to fly away!'
+'Flames? Not yet, I think.'
+'Someone call the Gendarmes!'
+'And now the dreams end.'
+'I'm off to Never-Never Land!'
+'Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye.'
+'What is this? I've been stricken by fate!'
+'This can't be happening to me!'
+'Flash before my eyes: now it's time to die.'
+'You have been dying since the day you were born.'
+'No point asking who's to blame.'
+'But for all my power I couldn't foresee my own demise.'
+'My creator will lay my soul to rest.'
+'Was that worth dying for?'
+'Can you say you are proud of what you've done?'
+'But there are some things which cannot be excused.'
+'Why is it some of us are here just so that we'll die?'
+'The shortest straw, pulled for me.'
+'There's got to be just more to it that this or tell me why do we exist?'
+'I can't believe that really my time has come.'
+'Too much of a good thing, I guess...'
+'When the dream dies, the nightmare begins.'
+'You maggots make me sick. I'll be avenged. Lucifer dwells within all of us!'
+'I really screwed up this time.'
+'Wow, what a trip!'
+'I believe my kingdom will come'