diff options
Diffstat (limited to 'lib/file/mondeath.txt')
-rw-r--r-- | lib/file/mondeath.txt | 334 |
1 files changed, 334 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/lib/file/mondeath.txt b/lib/file/mondeath.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..e78ca4e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/file/mondeath.txt @@ -0,0 +1,334 @@ +332 +****** BUFFER LINE *********************************** DO NOT REMOVE ******* +'Live and let live, right..?' +'AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' +'AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!' +'Somehow, I have a bad feeling about this...' +'Strangely, all of a sudden I don't feel so good.' +'I can see armored women on winged horses coming for me.' +'Oh well, you can't always win.' +'I'm too young to die!' +'I'll be back!' +'O, untimely death!' +'Slave, thou hast slain me!' +'Ouch! That smarts!' +'Who knocked?' +'Did anybody get the number of that truck..?' +'Ouch.' +'Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar!' +'O! I die, Horatio...' +'I told you to be careful with that sword...' +'This guy's a little crazy...' +'Ok, ok, I get it: No more pals.' +'No more Mr. Nice Guy!' +'Who turned off the light..?' +'Join the army, see the world, they said...' +'Mom told me there'd be days like this...' +'Rats!' +'Shall this fellow live?' +'Help, ho!' +'What ho! Help!' +'What hast thou done?' +'I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you!' +'You will *pay* for this!' +'They say blood will have blood...' +'Violence is no solution!' +'Yes?' +'#&%#&#%*#*&%!!!!!' +'F***!' +'No time to make a testament?' +'Ugh!' +'Aargh!' +'Aaagghhh!' +'I'm melting!' +'Oof..' +'Oh!' +'Did somebody knock?' +'Later, dude...' +'CU!' +'What? Who? Me? Oh, s..t!' +'...amen!' +'Eeek!' +'Aacch!' +'I hate it when that happens.' +'One direct hit can ruin your whole day.' +'Oh no!' +'Not me!' +'Ouch.' +'Oh no, not again.' +'Another one bites the dust.' +'Goodbye.' +'Help me!' +'Farewell, cruel world.' +'Oh man!' +'Doough!' +'This is the End, my only friend.' +'It's all over.' +'The fat lady sang.' +'Why does everything happen to me?' +'I'm going down.' +'Crapola.' +'Pow!' +'Bif!' +'Bam!' +'Zonk!' +'I should've listened to my mother...' +'No... a Bud light!' +'What was that noise?' +'Mama said there'd be days like this.' +'It's just one of those days...' +'I see a bright light...' +'Mommy? Is that you?' +'I let you hit me!' +'Sucker shot!' +'I didn't want to live anyway.' +'-<sob>-' +'Hah haa! Missed me! Ha---' +'Was that as close as I think it was?' +'The monsters rejoice: the hero has been defeated.' +'It wasn't just a job it was an adventure!' +'I didn't like violence anyway!' +'I thought you liked me?' +'Such senseless violence! I don't understand it.' +'I think this guy's a little crazy.' +'Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore.' +'Help me! I am undone!' +'Hey! Killin' ain't cool.' +'This fell sergeant, Death, is strict in his arrest...' +'The rest is silence.' +'Guh!' +'It's game over, man!' +'Trust me, I know what I'm doing...' +'Kill men i' the dark! What be these bloody thieves?' +'Ho! Murder! Murder!' +'O! I am spoil'd, undone by villains!' +'O murderous slave! O villain!' +'O, falsely, falsely murder'd!' +'A guiltless death I die.' +'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!' +'Trust me.' +'Dammit, this thing won't die!' +'He hit me for HOW MUCH?????' +'Look, behind you!!!' +'Who fed steroids to that kobold?' +'Don't worry, be happy!' +'I don't believe this!' +'Oops.' +'Can't you take a joke?' +'Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...' +'Oops, sorry... didn't mean to disturb you.' +'I never get to have any fun!' +'Stop!' +'Cut it out!' +'Don't worry. I've got a plan.' +'It didn't look so tough.' +'Run away!' +'All clear, guys.' +'AGAIN!?!?!' +'I don't like this dungeon...' +'Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.' +'My God will protect me.' +'You wouldn't dare!' +'But what about my Parry Skill? Tumbling?' +'Don't worry - I have Pilot-7.' +'And I've *never* done you any harm.' +'I don't understand. It should be dead by now.' +'I'm heir to the crown. They wouldn't dare!' +'Hey! Where's my stomach? My hands?' +'Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book.' +'Cover me.' +'Watch this.' +'And damn'd be him that first cries: Hold, enough!' +'I will not yield.' +'...but like a man he died.' +'If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful.' +'Well, at least I tried...?' +'What could possibly have gone wrong?' +'What's with that weirdo with the teeth?' +'Surrender? Never!' +'I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised.' +'Funny, didn't *look* like a cyberpsycho....' +'I have a very bad feeling about this.' +'Do something, SCHMUCK!' +'I feel I could cast Speak with Dead and talk to myself.' +'Oh, that's just a light wound.' +'Ach, is doch nur 'ne Fleischwunde...' +'I thought you were on MY side...' +'Next time, try talking!' +'Oh shit... I'll try to teleport again.' +'Somebody get me a Rod of Resurrection... QUICK!' +'Uhh... oh-oh...' +'Gee, where'd everybody go?' +'I see it coming...aaargllhhhh! {sough}' +'Ay! Ay! Ay!' +'Ohe! Ohe! Ohe!' +'Et tu, Caesar! Then fall, Brute!' +'Even the best laid plans...' +'Hey, not too rough!' +'The Random Number Generator hates me!' +'So when I die, the first thing I will see in heaven is a score list?' +'Can't we talk this thing over?' +'Wait! Spare me and I'll make you rich! Money is not a problem!' +'I hate you!' +'By the kind gods, 'twas most ignobly done!' +'Mein Leben!' +'Meine Lieder!' +'I'm the hero of this story! I CAN'T die!' +'Gee... thanks.' +'I've fallen and I can't get up!' +'911?' +'Sure don't look good...' +'Oh No! Here I blow again!' +'I'll be back...' +'Hey - I've got lawyers.' +'Thanks, I needed that.' +'I AM toast!!' +'Scheisse!' +'Oh, basely done! I had hoped for better of thee!' +'I am death incarnate! NOTHING can harm me!' +'And you thought Tristan was unlucky...' +'Just wait till I get my hands on the crook who sold me this crappy armor...' +'All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!' +'All my possessions for a moment of time!' +'Don't let poor Nelly starve!' +'Wally, what is this? It is death, my boy: they have deceived me.' +'Everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.' +'Adios.' +'I'm going home, babe.' +'I am innocent, innocent, innocent!' +'Watch where you're pointing with that sword! You nearly...' +'Hmm, some things are better wanted than had...' +'And they told me it was not loaded.' +'Of course I know what I am doing.' +'It looked harmless.' +'Hilfe, hilfe, hilfe!' +'Look, dad! No head!' +'Look! I'm flying!' +'Think I'm gonna fall for that?' +'I'll be back... as soon as I can.' +'3... 2... 1... Liftoff!' +'My wallet? In your dreams!' +'Yes! Yes! YES! YES! YY... AAARRRGGGHH!' +'See you later, alligator!' +'Up, up and awaaaayyy!' +'Been nice knowing you.' +'But I just got a little prick!' +'And I just wanted that fancy suit of armour you were carrying...' +'Hey guys, where are you?' +'Hey look... ARCHERS!' +'I can't probably miss...' +'I don't care. I have a Scroll of Raise Dead.' +'I don't care. I have a Ring of Regeneration.' +'I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is!' +'This HAS to be an illusion. I attempt to disbelieve it.' +'I thought you could be trusted.' +'Never try to sneak in a plate mail.' +'I'll never surrender.' +'I'll use the Cheat Death option...' +'I'm invincible!' +'Hey, it was only a joke, all right?' +'Hey, don't talk to me like that!' +'I have rights, too!' +'Just because you're big and ugly doesn't mean you can push ME around.' +'Me first! Me first!' +'Let me handle this.' +'No problem. That's easy.' +'Oh, shit.' +'So what?' +'Tell me this is an illusion... please!' +'I hate the RNG...' +'They need a twenty to hit me! I'm invincible!' +'Trust me.' +'CHARGE!' +'What do you mean, how many hit points do I have?' +'What do you mean, my GOI expired?' +'Yeah, I knew it was dangerous, but I was thinking about the XP...' +'You mean you get to use the critical hit chart too?' +'You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit!' +'Morons! I have morons on my payroll!' +'Idiots! I am surrounded by incompetent idiots!' +'I have such sweet thoughts' +'I pray you all pray for me.' +'Is not this dying with courage and true greatness?' +'I must sleep now.' +'Nurse, nurse, what murder! What blood! I have done wrong!' +'That unworthy hand! That unworthy hand!' +'I am dying.' +'Oh, dear.' +'I will not kneel. Strike!' +'I have led a happy life.' +'Dying, dying.' +'I feel the flowers growing over me.' +'Now it is come.' +'Let me die to the sound of sweet music.' +'I will now enter the Halls of Mandos.' +'Ungrateful traitors!' +'We perish, we disappear, but the march of time goes on forever.' +'Youth, I forgive thee.' +'Treason! Treason!' +'Cowards! Why did you not protect me?' +'I am absolutely undone.' +'It is well. I die hard, but am not afraid to go.' +'Do let me die in peace.' +'Nothing is real but pain now.' +'Violent use brings violent plans.' +'Soldier boy, made of clay, now an empty shell.' +'Bodies fill the fields I see, the slaughter never ends.' +'Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say.' +'Blood will follow blood, dying time is here.' +'Never happy endings on these dark sets.' +'No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend.' +'Time for lust, time for lie, time to kiss your life goodbye.' +'Greetings, Death, I'm yours to take away.' +'I was born for dying.' +'The higher you walk, the farther you fall.' +'Exit: light - enter: night!' +'New blood joins this earth...' +'You labeled me, I'll label you, so I dub thee unforgiven.' +'If you're gonna die, die with your boots on!' +'There's a time to live, and a time to die, when it's time to meet the maker.' +'Isn't it strange, as soon as you're born you're dying?' +'Only the good die young, all the evil seem to live forever.' +'I don't wanna die, I'm a god, why can't I live on?' +'And in my last hour, I'm a slave to the power of death.' +'Now I am cold, but a ghost lives in my veins.' +'You got to watch them - be quick or be dead.' +'Heaven can wait till another day.' +'You'll take my life but I'll take yours too.' +'We won't live to fight another day.' +'As I lay forgotten and alone, without fear I draw my parting groan.' +'Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming!' +'Can't it be there's been some sort of error?' +'Is it really the end not some crazy dream?' +'Life down there is just a strange illusion.' +'My life suffocates, planting seeds of hate.' +'I split my brain, melt through the floor.' +'My body tries to leave my soul.' +'I'm so tired of living, I might as well end today.' +'Life, life! Death, death! How curious it is!' +'Catch my soul 'cos it's willing to fly away!' +'Flames? Not yet, I think.' +'Someone call the Gendarmes!' +'And now the dreams end.' +'I'm off to Never-Never Land!' +'Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye.' +'What is this? I've been stricken by fate!' +'This can't be happening to me!' +'Flash before my eyes: now it's time to die.' +'You have been dying since the day you were born.' +'No point asking who's to blame.' +'But for all my power I couldn't foresee my own demise.' +'My creator will lay my soul to rest.' +'Was that worth dying for?' +'Can you say you are proud of what you've done?' +'But there are some things which cannot be excused.' +'Why is it some of us are here just so that we'll die?' +'The shortest straw, pulled for me.' +'There's got to be just more to it that this or tell me why do we exist?' +'I can't believe that really my time has come.' +'Too much of a good thing, I guess...' +'When the dream dies, the nightmare begins.' +'You maggots make me sick. I'll be avenged. Lucifer dwells within all of us!' +'I really screwed up this time.' +'Wow, what a trip!' +'I believe my kingdom will come' |