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diff --git a/lib/file/monspeak.txt b/lib/file/monspeak.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..5981f91c --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/file/monspeak.txt @@ -0,0 +1,361 @@ +# This is the file for allowing uniques to speak their "own" lines. +# Deleting this file will have no real effect on the game. Modifying it may +# cause STRANGE unique lines to come up if the format's wrong, but shouldn't +# crash anything. The format goes like so: +# +# N:45:whoever this is +# 3 +# says bravado line 1 +# says bravado line 2 +# says bravado line 3 +# 2 +# says fear line 1 +# says fear line 2 +# +# The number after the N: is the "monster index number" obtained from +# r_info.txt. The text field after that number isn't actually used--it's +# just there to help humans edit the file. The numbers on lines by +# themselves say the number of "bravado" and "fear" lines. Getting these +# numbers wrong won't crash anything, but will produce strange lines. +# +# Two or more monsters can share lines; just put their N: lines in a +# contiguous block. +# +# To stop a certain monster from having unique lines, put a # in front of +# its N: line. +# +# Have fun with this! --Matt G + +N:8:Farmer Maggot +3 +says, 'I'm carrying CASH!' +smirks, 'You wouldn't kill me, would you?' +gleefully shows off a nifty object he just bought. +2 +screams, 'Don't hurt a poor helpless hobbit!' +yells, 'Where are my vicious dogs when I need them?' + +N:63:Smeagol +27 +sniggers. +grovels. +picks his nose. +pines for his precious. +searches his pockets. +eats some slimy creatures. +mutters, 'My precious, wheres my precious?' +shouts, 'No Master Hobbitsisisisis!' +cries, 'The ring was ours for agesisisisis!' +says, 'Smeagol sneeking! ME! Shneekingsisis!' +screams, 'Nasty Hobbitsisisisis...' +says, 'Come on, quickly, follow Smeagol' +says, 'Every way is guarded, silly foolsis!' +says, 'Nasty Bagginis, stole my precious.' +says, 'She will kill them oh yes she will precious.' +whines, 'Weees wants some fishises.' +says, 'Whats has its got in its pocketses, hmmm?' +whimpers, 'We've lost itses we have.' +says, 'He'll eastus all the world if he getsitses it.' +says, 'No food, no rest; Smeagol a SNEAK!' +says, 'What a dainty little dish you will be for her.' +says, 'Hobbitses always SOOOO Polite.' +screams, 'Stop, Thief!' +says, 'Makeses him drop his weapon precious.' +grovels, 'He has only four fingers on the black hand.' +growls, 'Not nice Hobbits, not sensible!' +says, 'If you findesis it, give it us back.' +3 +says, 'Don't hurt us, mastersisis.' +says, 'Poor Smeagol, poor Smeagol.' +says, 'No AH! Don't hurtsis us.' + +N:135:Mughash the Kobold Lord +4 +says, 'I may be a kobold, but I can beat you!' +says, 'Feel my wrath, fool!' +says, 'Death and destruction make me happy!' +snickers evilly. +2 +screams, 'Cowards! Why did you abandon me?' +begs for mercy. + +N:137:Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman +6 +whines and sniggers. +leafs through 'Cowards Monthly.' +whispers nasty things. +says, 'I'll slaughter you slowly...' +giggles as he fingers his knife. +says, 'Now, you shall taste my wrath!' +3 +begs you to spare his miserable life. +whines, 'This is not my fault!' +screams, 'Help! Help!' + +N:138:Robin Hood, the Outlaw +6 +eyes your money pouch covetously. +says, 'You look like Nottingham's man to me!' +says, 'I bet I can shoot better than you...' +says, 'Give 'til it hurts!' +says, 'Don't force me to put an arrow in your skull...' +says, 'Kevin Costner has soiled my name!' +3 +begs you to spare his life. +says, 'But I'm a GOOD guy, really!' +says, 'Money? Sure, take it all back!' + +#N:169:Brodda, the Easterling +#N:291:Ulfast, Son of Ulfang + +N:180:Orfax, Son of Boldor +N:237:Boldor, King of the Yeeks +5 +wonders aloud about the quality of your weapon. +spouts torrents of taunts. +shouts, 'YEEK! YEEK! YEEK!' +says, 'I'll teach you to respect yeeks!' +says, 'Feel lucky, punk?' +2 +sobs, 'I didn't MEAN it...' +whimpers and moans. + +N:200:Hobbes the Tiger +4 +says, 'Why were people put here? TIGER FOOD!' +says, 'Yum! Adventurer sandwiches!' +says, 'I ate Calvin, now I'll eat YOU!' +says, 'I'll make your short life nasty and brutish!' +1 +yells, 'Ow! Get me back to the comics!' + +N:140:Lagduf, the Snaga +N:186:Grishnakh, the Hill Orc +N:215:Golfimbul, the Hill Orc Chief +N:260:Ufthak of Cirith Ungol +N:314:Shagrat, the Orc Captain +N:315:Gorbag, the Orc Captain +N:330:Bolg, Son of Azog +N:350:Ugluk, the Uruk +N:356:Lugdush, the Uruk +N:373:Azog, King of the Uruk-Hai +19 +fingers his blade and grins evilly. +snickers, 'Now, I strike a blow for *our* side!' +says, 'Orcs don't get no respect... I'm gonna change that!' +calls your mother nasty names. +says, 'I'll bet your innards would taste real sweet...' +belches and spits. +scratches his armpits. +says, 'I love the smell of fresh blood.' +says, 'Yeeha! Another idiot to slaughter!' +hawks a loogie in your direction. +farts thunderously. +wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth. +says, 'I love being psychotic!' +says, 'My brain's on fire with the feeling to kill!' +says, 'I shall torture you slowly.' +calls you a scum-sucking pig-dog. +says, 'I shall break you!' +says, 'You're not so tough, loser!' +says, 'Heh-heh, heh-heh, killing people is cool.' +6 +screams, 'Hey, orcs have rights too!' +says, 'You're just prejudiced against orc-kind, aren't you?' +begs, 'Spare me and I'll get you Ringil! Really!' +says, 'Next time, I'm bringing more Uruks with me!' +says, 'Don't hate me because I'm ugly!' +whimpers and grovels. + +N:382:Mime, the Nibelung +4 +says, 'Wagner misrepresented us!' +says, 'I'll mess up all your stuff!' +says, 'Give me the Rheingold, or die!' +hums 'Ride of the Valkyries.' +1 +screams, 'Help! Murder! Murder!' + +#N:392:Sangahyando of Umbar +#N:380:Angamaite of Umbar + +#This next may be unnecessarily evil... :-] + +N:393:It +6 +says, 'Nyah, nyah, betcha can't find me!' +says, 'Come get some!' +magically summons mighty undead opponents! +chuckles evilly. +magically summons Cyberdemons! +summons special opponents! +2 +howls, 'I'll be back!' +whimpers, 'They said this invisibility thing was better than it is!' + +N:441:Barney the Dinosaur +7 +says, 'Cooperation! That's the magic word!' +mutters, 'I *hate* those Teletubbies...' +says, 'Won't you be my friend?' +says, 'Let's all sing a HAPPY SONG!' +mugs for the camera. +simpers disgustingly. +chews up a 'Tinky Winky' doll. +3 +begs, 'Don't! Think of the children!' +screams, 'But I'm a big TV star!' +sobs, 'All right! I apologise! I really really do!' + +N:505:Groo the Wanderer +4 +says: 'A fray! A fray!' +says: 'Groo does what Groo does best!' +says: 'All right, you savage, mindless creature. Prepare to meet your equal!' +says: 'I will slay you, and hack you, and waste you, and destroy you!' +3 +says: 'Did I err?' +says: 'I did not think Groo could be frightened...' +says: 'I need no aid! Groo is beyond help!' + +N:934:Fangorn the Treebeard +6 +says: 'The night stretches out on the Isengard!' +says: 'Trolls are strong, Ents are STRONGER!' +says: 'Saruman will now stop using his axes on the trees...' +says: 'have you seen some Ent women ?' +says: 'I will crush all those burarum ... those orcs!' +says: 'I am totally of the side of nobody since nobody is totally of my side...' +0 + +N:732:Bull Gates +10 +says, '640K should be enough for ANYBODY!' +says, 'Buy Windows 2000; the filesystem rocks!' +says, 'Linux? Never heard of it...' +says, 'Resistance is futile--you will be assimilated.' +says, 'NT is the solution for ALL your needs!' +hacks out some code and calls it a Service Pack. +says, 'We don't have a monopoly... Mac OS still exists!' +wonders if he should buy a small country. +says, 'Where will we let you go today? The Recycle Bin!' +cackles diabolically. +3 +sobs, 'OK, Linux doesn't suck. Let me live?' +screams, 'Is megalomania THAT bad?' +apologises for MS-DOS. + +N:733:Santa Claus +8 +says, 'Ho ho ho! You're gonna die!' +says, 'You're gettin' COAL in your stocking!' +says, 'On Smasher, on Crasher, now dash away all!' +chortles sadistically. +says, 'You're on the Naughty List!' +says, 'No presents for you, ever!' +says, 'I'll sic my man-eating reindeer on you!' +says, 'I hate Christmas so much that I've gone psychotic!' +3 +sobs, 'Think of the children you'll disappoint!' +sobs, 'No, Virginia, there isn't... not any more...' +attempts to buy you off with offers of goodies. + +N:764:Uriel, Angel of Fire +N:765:Azriel, Angel of Death +N:769:Gabriel, the Messenger +7 +says, 'Repent, evildoer!' +says, 'My righteousness shall cleanse you!' +says, 'Don't EVER steal from the collection plate!' +says, 'God may love you, but *I* don't!' +says, 'I shall smite thee with extreme prejudice!' +says, 'Hope you like eternal damnation!' +says, 'Verily, it is too late for thee.' +3 +screams, 'Help! I am undone!' +says, 'The Most High hath ordained this; I must follow.' +screams, 'My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?' + + +N:850:Carcharoth, the Jaws of Thirst +N:846:Fenris Wolf +N:840:Draugluin, Sire of All Werewolves +8 +barks and bellows frighteningly! +says, 'Oh good, another chew toy!' +says, 'Yummy! I was getting tired of chicken...' +lets out an earsplitting howl. +drools all over the dungeon. +lifts his leg at the nearest wall. +says, 'Bad adventurer! No more living for you!' +snarls and howls. +3 +cringes and whimpers. +says, 'Look, I promise I won't bite the mailman anymore!' +says, 'Hey, put that rolled-up newspaper down!' + +N:830:Cantoras, the Skeletal Lord +N:831:Mephistopheles, Lord of Hell +N:818:The Mouth of Sauron +N:819:Klingsor, Evil Master of Magic +N:804:Vecna, the Emperor Lich +N:844:Feagwath the Undead Sorceror +N:856:Gothmog, the High Captain of Balrogs +N:860:Sauron, the Sorcerer +12 +brags, 'My power is beyond compare!' +snorts, 'A mere mortal dares challenge my might? HA!' +says, 'Not another one! I just finished chewing on the last!' +wonders aloud how many XP you're worth. +leafs through 'Evil Geniuses For Dummies'. +mutters, 'Another darn loser to kill...' +says, 'Angband shall claim your remains!' +says, 'Another 12 skulls and I get that reward from the Boss!' +yawns at your pathetic efforts to kill him. +says, 'Minions, slaughter this fool!' +says, 'Set thine house in order, for thou shalt die...' +says, 'I'm no god... God has MERCY!' +2 +screams, 'This CAN'T be happening!' +shouts, 'Kill me if you want, the Boss will getcha!' + +N:928:Mathilde, the Science Student +3 +waves. +wishes you luck. +skips along happily. +1 +is surrounded by the purple aura of the RNG. Touch at your peril. + +N:861:Dark God, the Mighty Coder of Hell +6 +says 'Hullo'. +emits a low 'hmmmm'. +screams 'I came from the Hells for YOU!' +laughs out loudly. +mutters something about bugs. +asks you about the new version. +1 +screams 'ToME rules!'. + +N:969:Princess +4 +cries. +screams 'Help me !!!'. +whines 'I need your help, great hero...'. +implores you to help her. +1 +screams 'I am too young to die!'. + +N:970:Merton Proudfoot, the lost hobbit +1 +whines 'Please help me, noble hero! My leg is broken, and I cannot walk.' +1 +whines 'No, please don't hurt me!' + +N:1039:Improv, the mighty MoLD +2 +screams 'Your code is ugly!' +mutters something about bugs. +1 +screams 'ToME rules!'. |