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diff --git a/lib/file/smeagol.txt b/lib/file/smeagol.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..53b1955a --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/file/smeagol.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +27 +******** BUFFER LINE ******************* +sniggers. +grovels. +picks his nose. +pines for his precious. +searches his pockets. +eats some slimy creatures. +mutters: 'My precious, wheres my precious?' +shouts: 'No Master Hobbitsisisisis!' +cries: 'The ring was ours for agesisisisis!' +says: 'Smeagol sneeking! ME! Shneekingsisis!' +screams: 'Nasty Hobbitsisisisis...' +says: 'Come on, quickly, follow Smeagol' +says: 'Every way is guarded, silly foolsis!' +says: 'Nasty Bagginis, stole my precious.' +says: 'She will kill them oh yes she will precious.' +whines: 'Weees wants some fishises.' +says: 'Whats has its got in its pocketses, hmmm?' +whimpers: 'We've lost itses we have.' +says: 'He'll eastus all the world if he getsitses it.' +says: 'No food, no rest; Smeagol a SNEAK!' +says: 'What a dainty little dish you will be for her.' +says: 'Hobbitses always SOOOO Polite.' +screams: 'Stop, Thief!' +says: 'Makeses him drop his weapon precious.' +grovels: 'He has only four fingers on the black hand.' +growls: 'Not nice Hobbits, not sensible!' +says: 'If you findesis it, give it us back.' |