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+'I must away, ere break of day...'
+'AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!'
+'AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!'
+'Somehow, I have a bad feeling about this...'
+'Strangely, all of a sudden I don't feel so good.'
+'I can see armored women on winged horses coming for me.'
+'Oh well, you can't always win.'
+'I'm too young to die!'
+'I'll be back!'
+'O, untimely death!'
+'Slave, thou hast slain me!'
+'I hear the tramp of doom.'
+'Who knocked?'
+'What's a burrahobbit?'
+'Ouch.'
+'Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar!'
+'To fly would be folly.'
+'I told you to be careful with that sword...'
+'The wind came down from mountains cold.'
+'Cut the bridges! To arms! To arms!'
+'O! wandering folk, the summons heed!'
+'Who turned off the light..?'
+'I go now to the halls of waiting.'
+'I leave now all gold and silver, and go where it is of no worth.'
+'Rats!'
+'Shall this fellow live?'
+'Help, ho!'
+'What ho! Help!'
+'What hast thou done?'
+'I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you!'
+'You will *pay* for this!'
+'They say blood will have blood...'
+'Violence is no solution!'
+'Yes?'
+'#&%#&#%*#*&%!!!!!'
+'This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so.'
+'No time to make a testament?'
+'Ugh!'
+'Aargh!'
+'Aaagghhh!'
+'I'm melting!'
+'Oof..'
+'Oh!'
+'Did somebody knock?'
+'But sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell!'
+'His armour is shivered, his splendour is humbled.'
+'Roads go ever ever on.'
+'Yet feet that wandering have gone, turn at last to home afar.'
+'Eeek!'
+'Aah!'
+'I hate it when that happens.'
+'One direct hit can ruin your whole day.'
+'Oh no!'
+'Not me!'
+'Presumed dead.'
+'Oh no, not again.'
+'Another one bites the dust.'
+'Goodbye.'
+'Help me!'
+'Farewell, cruel world.'
+'Blackheart! I have done thy bidding.'
+'For blood ye shall render blood.'
+'This is the End, my only friend.'
+'It's all over.'
+'The Shadow does not hold sway yet.'
+'Why does everything happen to me?'
+'I'm going down.'
+'...and in the Darkness bind them.'
+'One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them...'
+'Hail Sauron, Lord of the Ring, Lord of the Earth!'
+'Leithio i philinn!'
+'Fire the arrows!'
+'Sedho, hodo.'
+'Be still, lie still.'
+'What was that noise?'
+'There-is-no life in-the-cold, in-the-dark.'
+'It's just one of those days...'
+'I see a bright light...'
+'Here - in-the-void only death.'
+'I let you hit me!'
+'I have kept no hope for myself.'
+'I didn't want to live anyway.'
+'-<sob>-'
+'I Aear can ven na mar.'
+'Was that as close as I think it was?'
+'The monsters rejoice: the hero has been defeated.'
+'It wasn't just a job it was an adventure!'
+'I didn't like violence anyway!'
+'I thought you liked me?'
+'Such senseless violence! I don't understand it.'
+'The Sea calls us home.'
+'Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore.'
+'Help me! I am undone!'
+'Farewell sweet earth and northern sky.'
+'This fell sergeant, Death, is strict in his arrest...'
+'The rest is silence.'
+'Guh!'
+'Mourn not overmuch! Mighty was the fallen.'
+'Trust me, I know what I'm doing...'
+'Kill men i' the dark! What be these bloody thieves?'
+'Ho! Murder! Murder!'
+'O! I am spoil'd, undone by villains!'
+'O murderous slave! O villain!'
+'O, falsely, falsely murder'd!'
+'A guiltless death I die.'
+'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!'
+'Trust me.'
+'When winter comes without a spring that I shall ever see.'
+'Out of doubt, out of dark, to the day's rising.'
+'Look, behind you!!!'
+'Hope he rekindled, and in hope ended.'
+'Over death, over dread, over doom lifted.'
+'I don't believe this!'
+'Oops.'
+'Can't you take a joke?'
+'Out of loss, out of life, unto long glory.'
+'Oops, sorry... didn't mean to disturb you.'
+'I never get to have any fun!'
+'Stop!'
+'Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!'
+'Don't worry. I've got a plan.'
+'It didn't look so tough.'
+'Run away!'
+'Death in the morning and at day's ending...'
+'AGAIN!?!?!'
+'I don't like this dungeon...'
+'Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.'
+'My God will protect me.'
+'You wouldn't dare!'
+'For into darkness fell his star...'
+'Caveyard! Paveyard!'
+'And I've *never* done you any harm.'
+'I don't understand. It should be dead by now.'
+'I'm heir to the crown. They wouldn't dare!'
+'Hey! Where's my stomach? My hands?'
+'Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book.'
+'Cover me.'
+'Watch this.'
+'And damn'd be him that first cries: Hold, enough!'
+'I will not yield.'
+'...but like a man he died.'
+'If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful.'
+'Well, at least I tried...?'
+'What could possibly have gone wrong?'
+'Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o' lead.'
+'Surrender? Never!'
+'I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised.'
+'A bump o' the boot on the seat.'
+'I have a very bad feeling about this.'
+'I stood upon the bridge alone.'
+'I feel I could cast Speak with Dead and talk to myself.'
+'Oh, that's just a light wound.'
+'Dark is the path appointed for thee.'
+'I thought you were on MY side...'
+'Thy heart shall then rest in the forest no more.'
+'The Winter comes, the bare and leafless Day.'
+'Where now the horse and the rider?'
+'Uhh... oh-oh...'
+'Gee, where'd everybody go?'
+'Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning?'
+'Ay! Ay! Ay!'
+'Ohe! Ohe! Ohe!'
+'Et tu, Caesar! Then fall, Brute!'
+'Even the best laid plans...'
+'For our days are ending and our years failing.'
+'The Random Number Generator hates me!'
+'So when I die, the first thing I will see in heaven is a score list?'
+'Can't we talk this thing over?'
+'Wait! Spare me and I'll make you rich! Money is not a problem!'
+'I hate you!'
+'By the kind gods, 'twas most ignobly done!'
+'I saw him walk in empty lands, until he passed away.'
+'His cloven shield, his broken sword, they to the water brought.'
+'I'm the hero of this story! I CAN'T die!'
+'His limbs they laid to rest.'
+'I've fallen and I can't get up!'
+'I'll be back for my revenge.'
+'Sure don't look good...'
+'I will not say the Day is done, nor bid the Stars farewell.'
+'I'll be back...'
+'The shadow lies upon my tomb...'
+'Thanks, I needed that.'
+'My cup runneth over...'
+'I have drained my cup to the bitter dregs.'
+'Oh, basely done! I had hoped for better of thee!'
+'I am death incarnate! NOTHING can harm me!'
+'Si man i yulma nin enquantuva?'
+'Namarie!'
+'All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!'
+'All my possessions for a moment of time!'
+'Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!'
+'Cold be hand and heart and bone...'
+'Everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.'
+'...cold be sleep under stone.'
+'Never more to wake on stony bed...'
+'I am innocent, innocent, innocent!'
+'Watch where you're pointing with that sword! You nearly...'
+'Till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.'
+'In the black wind the stars shall die...'
+'Of course I know what I am doing.'
+'It looked harmless.'
+'Out into the barren lands.'
+'Where is my spellbook of Hand of Doom?'
+'Look! I'm flying!'
+'But I have double resist!'
+'I'll be back... as soon as I can.'
+'Oh. I didn't know it could resist that'
+'This was supposed to be easy.'
+'Yes! Yes! YES! YES! YY... AAARRRGGGHH!'
+'I don't get it.'
+'But I read the manual!'
+'Been nice knowing you.'
+'But I just got a little prick!'
+'*sigh*'
+'Hey guys, where are you?'
+'Hey look... ARCHERS!'
+'I can't probably miss...'
+'I don't care. I have a Scroll of Raise Dead.'
+'I don't care. I have a Ring of Regeneration.'
+'I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is!'
+'This HAS to be an illusion. I attempt to disbelieve it.'
+'I thought you could be trusted.'
+'Never try to sneak in a plate mail.'
+'I'll never surrender.'
+'I'll use the Cheat Death option...'
+'I'm invincible!'
+'Hey, it was only a joke, all right?'
+'Hey, don't talk to me like that!'
+'*bang*'
+'You have robbed my revenge of sweetness.'
+'I'll see your descendants later!'
+'Let me handle this.'
+'No problem. That's easy.'
+'*whimper*'
+'So what?'
+'Tell me this is an illusion... please!'
+'I hate the Random Number Generator.'
+'Oh, great.'
+'Trust me.'
+'CHARGE!'
+'What do you mean, how many hit points do I have?'
+'What do you mean, my GOI expired?'
+'One ill turn deserves another.'
+'But, Sharkey!'
+'But I'm famous!'
+'Awake! Awake! Fear, Fire, Foes! Awake!'
+'Idiots! I am surrounded by incompetent idiots!'
+'I have such sweet thoughts'
+'I pray you all pray for me.'
+'Is not this dying with courage and true greatness?'
+'I must sleep now.'
+'I really only like writing poetry.'
+'That unworthy hand! That unworthy hand!'
+'I am dying.'
+'I like happy things. I'm really calm and peaceful.'
+'I will not kneel. Strike!'
+'I have led a happy life.'
+'Dying, dying.'
+'I feel the flowers growing over me.'
+'Now it is come.'
+'Let me die to the sound of sweet music.'
+'I will now enter the Halls of Mandos.'
+'Ungrateful traitors!'
+'We perish, we disappear, but the march of time goes on forever.'
+'Youth, I forgive thee.'
+'Treason! Treason!'
+'Cowards! Why did you not protect me?'
+'I am absolutely undone.'
+'It is well. I die hard, but am not afraid to go.'
+'Do let me die in peace.'
+'Nothing is real but pain now.'
+'Violent use brings violent plans.'
+'Won't you look at all the pretty flowers?'
+'Bodies fill the fields I see, the slaughter never ends.'
+'Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say.'
+'Blood will follow blood, dying time is here.'
+'Never happy endings on these dark sets.'
+'Gaaaah! This is most frustrating.'
+'What treachery is this?'
+'Greetings, Death, I'm yours to take away.'
+'I was born for dying.'
+'The higher you walk, the farther you fall.'
+'Down here, we all float.'
+'New blood joins this earth...'
+'You labeled me, I'll label you, so I dub thee unforgiven.'
+'See you in the Void!'
+'There's a time to live, and a time to die, when it's time to meet the maker.'
+'Isn't it strange, as soon as you're born you're dying?'
+'Only the good die young, all the evil seem to live forever.'
+'No, no, no. It's not fair.'
+'And in my last hour, I'm a slave to the power of death.'
+'Now I am cold, but a ghost lives in my veins.'
+'This didn't just happen.'
+'You hit me for HOW MUCH damage?'
+'You'll take my life but I'll take yours too.'
+'We won't live to fight another day.'
+'As I lay forgotten and alone, without fear I draw my parting groan.'
+'Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming!'
+'Can't it be there's been some sort of error?'
+'You cheated!'
+'Life down there is just a strange illusion.'
+'My life suffocates, planting seeds of hate.'
+'I'm not dead yet. I still have five hit points'
+'My body tries to leave my soul.'
+'I'm so tired of living, I might as well end today.'
+'Life, life! Death, death! How curious it is!'
+'Oh well, it's back to square one in HMa.'
+'Flames? Not yet, I think.'
+'Great. Now I can finish my memoirs.'
+'And now the dreams end.'
+'Sharkey made me do it.'
+'Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye.'
+'What is this? I've been stricken by fate!'
+'This can't be happening to me!'
+'Flash before my eyes: now it's time to die.'
+'You have been dying since the day you were born.'
+'No point asking who's to blame.'
+'But for all my power I couldn't foresee my own demise.'
+'My creator will lay my soul to rest.'
+'Was that worth dying for?'
+'Can you say you are proud of what you've done?'
+'But there are some things which cannot be excused.'
+'Why is it some of us are here just so that we'll die?'
+'The shortest straw, pulled for me.'
+'There's got to be just more to it that this or tell me why do we exist?'
+'I can't believe that really my time has come.'
+'This is just gruesome.'
+'When the dream dies, the nightmare begins.'
+'This thing all things devours.'
+'This can't be real.'
+'No, this really isn't happening.'
+'I believe my kingdom will come'