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# This is the file for allowing uniques to speak their "own" lines.
# Deleting this file will have no real effect on the game.  Modifying it may
# cause STRANGE unique lines to come up if the format's wrong, but shouldn't
# crash anything.  The format goes like so:
# 
# N:45:whoever this is
# 3
# says bravado line 1
# says bravado line 2
# says bravado line 3
# 2
# says fear line 1
# says fear line 2
#
# The number after the N: is the "monster index number" obtained from
# r_info.txt.  The text field after that number isn't actually used--it's
# just there to help humans edit the file.  The numbers on lines by
# themselves say the number of "bravado" and "fear" lines.  Getting these
# numbers wrong won't crash anything, but will produce strange lines.
#
# Two or more monsters can share lines; just put their N: lines in a
# contiguous block.
#
# To stop a certain monster from having unique lines, put a # in front of
# its N: line.
#
# Have fun with this!     --Matt G

N:63:Smeagol
27
snickers.
grovels.
picks his nose.
pines for his precious.
searches his pockets.
eats some slimy creatures.
mutters: 'My preciouss, where iss my preciouss?'
shouts: 'No Master Hobbitsisisisis!'
cries: 'The ring was ours for agesisisisis!'
says: 'Smeagol sneaking! ME! Shneeeakingsisis!'
screams: 'Nassty Hobbitsisisisis...'
says: 'Come on, quickly, follow Smeagol!'
coughs: 'Gollum! Gollum!'
says: 'Every way is guarded, silly foolsis!'
says: 'Nassty Bagginsis, stole my precious.'
says: 'She will kill them, oh yes she will preciouss.'
says: 'Does it guess easy? It must have a competition with us, preciouss!'
hisses: 'What has it got in its pocketses?'
whimpers: 'We've lost it, we have.'
says: 'No food, no rest; Smeagol a SNEAK!'
says: 'What a dainty little dish you will be for her.'
says: 'Hobbitses always SOOOO polite.'
screams: 'Stop, Thief!'
says: 'Makeses him drop his weapon precious.'
grovels: 'He has only four fingers on the black hand.'
growls: 'Not nice Hobbits, not sensible!'
says: 'If you findesis it, give it us back.'
3
says, 'Don't hurt us, mastersisis.'
says, 'Poor Smeagol, poor Smeagol.'
says, 'No AH! Don't hurtsis us.'

N:102:Lurtz, Uruk Captain of the White Hand
N:140:Lagduf, the Snaga
N:170:Radbug, the Goblin
N:186:Grishnakh, the Hill Orc
N:215:Golfimbul, the Hill Orc Chief
N:260:Ufthak of Cirith Ungol
N:314:Shagrat, the Orc Captain
N:315:Gorbag, the Orc Captain
N:330:Bolg, Son of Azog
N:350:Ugluk, the Uruk
N:356:Lugdush, the Uruk
N:370:Muzgash, the Snaga
N:373:Azog, King of the Uruk-Hai
N:399:Mauhur, the Uruk
17
fingers his blade and grins evilly.
says, 'I'll bet your innards would taste real sweet...'
says, 'I love the smell of fresh blood.'
wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth.
sings, 'Clap! Snap! the black crack!'
sings, 'Grip, grab! Pinch, nab!'
sings, 'And down down to Goblin-town you go, my lad!'
sings, 'Clash, crash! Crush, smash!'
sings, 'Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!'
sings, 'Pound, pound, far underground!'
sings, 'Ho, ho! my lad!'
sings ' Swish, smack! Whip crack!'
sings 'Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!'
sings, 'Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,'
sings, 'While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,'
sings, 'Round and round far underground...'
sings, 'Below, my lad!'
6
screams, 'Hey, orcs have rights too!'
says, 'You're just prejudiced against orc-kind, aren't you?'
begs, 'Spare me and I'll get you Ringil! Really!'
says, 'Next time, I'm bringing more Uruks with me!'
says, 'Don't hate me because I'm ugly!'
whimpers and grovels.

N:137:Grima Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman
3
says, 'Lathspell I name you, Ill-news; and Ill-news is an ill guest they say.'
says, 'Forbid his staff!'
yells, 'You lie!'
3
screams, 'Let me go, let me go!'
says, 'My messages are useless now!'
hisses, 'You told me to; you made me do it!'

N:412:Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Betrayer of the Shire
N:374:Bill Ferny
N:437:Harry Goatleaf, Gatekeeper of Bree
5
whines and snickers.
whispers nasty things.
says, 'I'll slaughter you slowly...'
giggles as he fingers his knife.
says, 'Now, you shall taste my wrath!'
3
begs you to spare his miserable life.
whines, 'This is not my fault!'
screams, 'Help! Help!'

N:138:Robin Hood, the Outlaw
5
eyes your money pouch covetously.
says, 'You look like Nottingham's man to me!'
says, 'I bet I can shoot better than you...'
says, 'Give till it hurts!'
says, 'Do not force me to put an arrow in your skull...'
3
begs you to spare his life.
says, 'But I'm a GOOD guy, really!'
says, 'Money? Sure, take it all back!'

N:254:Maedhros the Tall
N:263:Maglor the Mighty Singer
N:268:Celegorm the Fair
N:274:Caranthir the Dark
N:276:Curufin the Crafty
N:318:Amrod, Son of Feanor
N:319:Amras, Son of Feanor
8
says, 'I swore an oath which none shall break.'
says, 'I sword an oath which none should take.'
says, 'I swore by the name of even Iluvatar.'
says, 'I called the Everlasting Dark upon me if I kept it not.'
says, 'I named Manwe my witness.'
says, 'I named Varda, and hallowed Taniquetil, my witnesses.'
says, 'I will pursue with vengeance and hatred.'
says, 'None shall keep or hold a Silmaril from me.'
3
says, 'I accept my fate.'
says, 'This must be payment for the Kinslaying.'
says, 'The blood of my kin burns my hands.'

N:169:Brodda, the Easterling
N:291:Ulfast, Son of Ulfang
N:413:Ulwarth, Son of Ulfang
N:392:Sangahyando of Umbar
N:380:Angamaite of Umbar
N:573:Lorgan, Chief of the Easterlings
N:987:Uldor the Accursed
N:990:Ulfang the Black
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fingers his blade and grins evilly.
snickers, 'Now, I strike a blow for *our* side!'
calls your mother nasty names.
belches and spits.
scratches his armpits.
says, 'I love the smell of fresh blood.'
says, 'Yeeha! Another idiot to slaughter!'
wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth.
says, 'My brain's on fire with the feeling to kill!'
says, 'I shall torture you slowly.'
says, 'I shall have my way with your women!'
3
whimpers, 'No, I will really fight on your side!'
says, 'Morgoth made me do it.'
says, 'Please don't kill me!'

#This next may be unnecessarily evil... :-]
N:393:It
4
says, 'Nyah, nyah, betcha can't find me!'
magically summons mighty undead opponents!
casts a spell and cackles evilly.
magically summons special opponents!
2
howls, 'I'll be back!'
whimpers, 'They said this invisibility thing was fool-proof!'

N:441:Tom Bombadil
8
sings, 'Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!'
sings, 'Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing...'
sings, 'Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!'
sings, 'Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?'
says, 'Eat earth! Dig deep! Drink water! Go to sleep!'
says, 'Bombadil is talking!'
sings, 'Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties!'
sings, 'Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow!'
0

#N:467:Beorn, the Shape-Changer
6
says, 'They don't look dangerous!'
laughs a great rolling laugh.
says, 'O ho, so you've had trouble with THEM, have you?'
says, 'I don't need your service, thank you.'
asks, 'Where are they? Killed, eaten, gone home?'
admonishes, 'I would have given them more than fireworks!'
0

N:489:Varda, Lady of the Stars
N:490:Vaire, the Weaver
N:492:Irmo of Lorien
N:497:Este, the Gentle
N:498:Nienna, the Sorrowful
N:506:Nessa the Lithe
N:511:Orome, the Huntsman of the Valar
N:515:Vana, the Ever-young
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gazes southwards.
reveals: The Helcaraxe is in the north-west.
gazes northwards.
reveals: Don't bring any glassware to the Helcaraxe.
gazes eastwards.
reveals: The Wastelands of the North are guarded by the Hunter.
gazes westwards.
reveals: The Withered Heath is in the Grey Mountains.
sings softly.
reveals: Utumno has not been destroyed completely.
whispers something.
reveals: The Blue Wizards are trapped in Utumno.
weeps quietly.
reveals: Utumno is in the north-east.
looks at you sadly.
reveals: There is an artifact that will let you identify items.
turns away from you.
reveals: There is a powerful artifact guarded in Near Harad.
says, 'Don't you have a quest to complete, child?'
reveals: The Castle of Dol Amroth is in the south.
gazes southwards.
reveals: A strange creature guards the Maze in the south.
gazes northwards.
reveals: Cirith Ungol is poisonous.
gazes eastwards.
reveals: There is a passage to The Lonely Isle in the southwest.
gazes westwards.
reveals: Saruman waits for you beneath Isengard.
sings softly.
reveals: To get to Khazad-Dum, you must pass through Moria.
whispers something.
reveals: There is a snowy passage through the Misty Mountains.
weeps quietly.
reveals: The Witch-Realm of Angmar will poison and disenchant.
looks at you sadly.
reveals: There is a great treasure in the Blue Mountains.
turns away from you.
reveals: You must bring a Map and a Key to Smaug's lair in Erebor.
says, 'Don't you have a quest to complete, child?'
reveals: Beware of the Deep Marshes.
gazes southwards.
reveals: Level 95 of Angband is a special level.
gazes northwards.
reveals: Level 85 of Angband is a special level.
gazes eastwards.
reveals: Level 70 of Angband is a special level.
gazes westwards.
reveals: Level 21 of the Orc Caves is a special level.
sings softly.
reveals: Level 35 of Moria is a special level.
whispers something.
reveals: The last level of Mount Doom never changes.
weeps quietly.
reveals: Mirkwood forest will lead you to the Heart of the World.
looks at you sadly.
reveals: There is a small water cave in Moria.
0

N:493:Bert the Stone Troll
N:494:Bill the Stone Troll
N:495:Tom the Stone Troll
7
asks, 'What are yer?'
asks, 'What's a burrahobbit got to do with my pockets?'
muses, 'You wouldn't make above a mouthful.'
taunts, 'You're a fat fool!'
says, 'You're a booby.'
says, 'That'll teach yer!'
says, 'I won't take that from you!'
0

N:505:Groo the Wanderer
0
1
says: 'A fray! A fray!'

N:523:N:523:Ingeborg, the Runemistress
6
says: 'Hey, I just had a neat idea!'
says:  'Ringil?  Never heard of it where I come from!'
scribbles busily on a stack of parchment.
mutters something in an unknown tongue.
cuddles something warm and fuzzy.
offers you a hug.
3
shrieks: 'Oh my gods, I'm doomed!'
protests: 'Awww, I just wanted to hug you...'
protests: 'Hey, it's only a game--please don't hurt me!'

N:531:Lindal Lossehelin
N:552:Erianyth, the Sorceress
N:557:Karrazix the Brave
N:564:Sir Physt
N:572:Slappy, Abbess of Pain
5
asks, 'Hey, you got a Cloak of Air I can borrow?'
states matter-of-factly, 'You're not as tough as I am.'
asks, 'Are you going to DiTL this one?'
brags, 'My CON is higher than yours.'
gloats, 'I got Boots of Speed from that stupid princess.'
2
screams, 'See you on the t-o-m-e.net forums!'
screams, 'ToME rules!'

N:535:Zizzo, Last of the Yeeks
N:569:Nick LeYeek, Second Last of the Yeeks
N:595:Orfax, son of Boldor
N:596:Boldor, King of the Yeeks
5
wonders aloud about your sexual orientation.
spouts torrents of obscenities.
shouts, 'YEEK! YEEK! YEEK!'
wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth.
says, 'I'll teach you to respect yeeks!'
2
sobs, 'I didn't MEAN it...'
whimpers and moans.

N:660:Eol, the Dark Elf
5
says, 'I acknowledge not your law.'
says, 'I care nothing for your secrets.'
says, 'I came not to spy on you but to claim my own.'
screams, 'My son you shall not withhold from me!'
screams, 'You shall not hold what is mine!'
1
'Here you may yet die the same death as I.'

N:697:Smaug the Golden
12
says, 'Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath.'
says, 'Come along! Help yourself, there is plenty and to spare.'
says, 'You have nice manners for a thief and a liar.'
wonders: 'Who are you and where do you come from, may I ask?'
says, 'Lucky numbers don't often come off.'
says, 'Some nasty scheme of those Lake-men, or I'm a lizard.'
brags, 'I kill where I wish and none dare resist.'
brags, 'I laid low the warriors of old whose like is not in the world today.'
brags, 'Now I am old and strong, strong, strong!'
brags, 'My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears.'
brags, 'The shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane!'
brags, 'I am armoured above and below with iron scales and hard gems.'
2
wails, 'No, no, no! Not the Black Arrow!'
admits defeat.

N:714:Quickbeam, the Ent
2
says, 'I like birds, even when they chatter.'
shouts, 'Ra-hoom-rah!'
0

N:715:Glaurung, Father of the Dragons
5
calls you a thankless fosterling.
taunts, 'Captain foolhardy!'
calls you The Usurper of Nargothrond!
says, 'If thou wilt be slain, I will slay thee gladly.'
lectures, 'They lie who say we do not honour the valour of foes.'
1
lets out a bloodcurdling scream.

N:771:Saruman of Many Colours
3
says, 'One ill turn deserves another.'
brags, 'Whoever strikes me shall be accursed.'
admonishes, 'Meddle not in policies which you do not understand.'
3
says, 'Spare me your pity. I would hate you even more for it.'
croaks, 'Do not expect me to wish you health and long life.'
lets out a shrill shriek

N:850:Carcharoth, the Jaws of Thirst
N:840:Draugluin, Sire of All Werewolves
7
barks and bellows frighteningly!
says, 'Oh good, another chew toy!'
says, 'Yummy! I was getting tired of chicken...'
lets out an earsplitting howl.
drools all over the dungeon.
says, 'Bad adventurer! No more living for you!'
snarls and howls.
1
cringes and whimpers.

N:818:The Mouth of Sauron
6
asks, 'Anyone with authority to treat with me? Not thou at least!'
says, 'This time thou hast stuck out thy nose too far.'
says, 'Thou shalt see what comes to him who defy Sauron the Great.'
says, 'Take swift counsel with what little wit is left to you.'
says, 'And now thou shalt endure the slow torment of years!'
says, 'Do not bandy words in your insolence with the Mouth of Sauron!'
1
screams, 'This CAN'T be happening!'
shouts, 'Kill me if you want, the Boss will get you!'

N:804:Vecna, the Emperor Lich
N:844:Feagwath the Undead Sorceror
N:856:Gothmog, the High Captain of Balrogs
N:860:Sauron, the Sorcerer
8
brags, 'My power is beyond compare!'
snorts, 'A mere mortal dares challenge my might?'
says, 'Not another one! I just finished chewing on the last!'
wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth.
says, 'Hell shall claim your remains!'
yawns at your pathetic efforts to kill him.
says, 'Minions, slaughter this fool!'
says, 'Set thine house in order, for thou shalt die...'
2
screams, 'This CAN'T be happening!'
shouts, 'Kill me if you want, the Boss will get you!'

N:853:Huan, Wolfhound of the Valar
1
asks, 'Have you seen Carcharoth? I seek him.'
0

N:861:Dark God, the Mighty Coder of Hell
6
says 'Hullo'.
emits a low 'hmmmm'.
screams 'I came from the Hell for YOU!'.
laughs out loudly.
mutters something about bugs.
asks you about the new version.
1
screams 'ToME rules!'.

N:928:Mathilde, the Science Student
3
waves.
wishes you luck.
skips along happily.
1
is surrounded by the purple aura of the RNG. Touch at your peril.

N:934:Fangorn the Treebeard
5
says: 'The night stretches out on the Isengard!'
says: 'Trolls are strong, Ents are STRONGER!'
says: 'Hoom, hm, ah well.'
says: 'Saruman will now stop using his axes on the trees...'
says: 'I will crush all those burarum ... those orcs!'
says: 'I am totally of the side of nobody since nobody is totally of my side...'
0

N:954:The Witch-King of Angmar
2
says, 'Do you not know Death when you see it?'
says, 'Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!'
0

N:969:Princess
4
cries.
screams, 'Help me!'.
whines, 'I need your help, great hero!'.
implores you to help her.
1
screams 'I didn't REALISE I was STANDING on the stairs, OKAY???'.

N:1010:The Insane Player
4
screams, 'There can be only one!'
makes a chattering noise with his teeth.
screams, 'Morgoth is MY quarry! GO AWAY!!!'
scrapes some slime off the wall and eats it, repeating 'grow mold!'
2
whimpers, 'You sure looked harmless.'
sobs uncontrollably.

N:1036:Sanctimonious-looking preacher
5
screams 'And the streets shall flow with the blood of the non-believers!'
says: 'Eru is the One. There is no mistaking it, nor arguing with it.'
says: 'I have never killed, but I have read many obituaries with pleasure.'
hisses, 'Repent, evil-doer! Ere it is too late.'
yells, 'And He will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen!'
3
says: 'Okay, I admit it. Religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.'
whispers, 'Walk with those seeking Truth. Run from those who think they've found it.'
says, 'The light of Valinor is with me.'

N:1039:Improv, the mighty MoLD
2
screams 'Your code is ugly!'
mutters something about bugs.
1
screams 'ToME rules!'.