Move the words of inspiration to cider-util

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diff --git a/cider-util.el b/cider-util.el
index 1d6ace15..f6228369 100644
--- a/cider-util.el
+++ b/cider-util.el
@@ -197,6 +197,61 @@ The project name is the final component of DIR if not nil."
   (when dir
     (file-name-nondirectory (directory-file-name dir))))
 
+;;; Words of inspiration
+(defun cider-user-first-name ()
+  "Find the current user's first name."
+  (let ((name (if (string= (user-full-name) "")
+                  (user-login-name)
+                (user-full-name))))
+    (string-match "^[^ ]*" name)
+    (capitalize (match-string 0 name))))
+
+(defvar cider-words-of-inspiration
+  `("The best way to predict the future is to invent it. -Alan Kay"
+    "A point of view is worth 80 IQ points. -Alan Kay"
+    "Lisp isn't a language, it's a building material. -Alan Kay"
+    "Simple things should be simple, complex things should be possible. -Alan Kay"
+    "Everything should be as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein"
+    "Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. -Bill Gates"
+    "Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. -Brian Kernighan"
+    "The unavoidable price of reliability is simplicity. -C.A.R. Hoare"
+    "You're bound to be unhappy if you optimize everything. -Donald Knuth"
+    "Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. -Edsger W. Dijkstra"
+    "Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a quality that decides between success and failure. -Edsger W. Dijkstra"
+    "Deleted code is debugged code. -Jeff Sickel"
+    "The key to performance is elegance, not battalions of special cases. -Jon Bentley and Doug McIlroy"
+    "First, solve the problem. Then, write the code. -John Johnson"
+    "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. -Leonardo da Vinci"
+    "Programming is not about typing... it's about thinking. -Rich Hickey"
+    "Design is about pulling things apart. -Rich Hickey"
+    "Programmers know the benefits of everything and the tradeoffs of nothing. -Rich Hickey"
+    "Code never lies, comments sometimes do. -Ron Jeffries"
+    "The true delight is in the finding out rather than in the knowing.  -Isaac Asimov"
+    "If paredit is not for you, then you need to become the sort of person that paredit is for. -Phil Hagelberg"
+    "Express Yourself. -Madonna"
+    "Take this REPL, fellow hacker, and may it serve you well."
+    "Let the hacking commence!"
+    "Hacks and glory await!"
+    "Hack and be merry!"
+    "Your hacking starts... NOW!"
+    "May the Source be with you!"
+    "May the Source shine upon thy REPL!"
+    "Code long and prosper!"
+    "Happy hacking!"
+    "nREPL server is up, CIDER REPL is online!"
+    "CIDER REPL operational!"
+    "Your imagination is the only limit to what you can do with this REPL!"
+    "This REPL is yours to command!"
+    "Fame is but a hack away!"
+    ,(format "%s, this could be the start of a beautiful program."
+             (cider-user-first-name)))
+  "Scientifically-proven optimal words of hackerish encouragement.")
+
+(defun cider-random-words-of-inspiration ()
+  "Select a random entry from `cider-words-of-inspiration'."
+  (eval (nth (random (length cider-words-of-inspiration))
+             cider-words-of-inspiration)))
+
 (provide 'cider-util)
 
 ;;; cider-util.el ends here