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diff --git a/lib/mods/theme/file/death.txt b/lib/mods/theme/file/death.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..f033fa56 --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/mods/theme/file/death.txt @@ -0,0 +1,351 @@ +349 +******** BUFFER LINE *********************************** DO NOT REMOVE ******* +Tangado a chadad! +AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! +AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! +Somehow, I have a bad feeling about this... +Strangely, all of a sudden I don't feel so good. +You can see armored women on winged horses coming for you. +Oh well, you can't always win. +I'm too young to die! +I'll be back! +O, untimely death! +Slave, thou hast slain me! +Prepare to fire! +Who knocked? +Hello again, poor Yorick. +Ouch. +Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar! +O! I die, Horatio... +I told you to be careful with that sword... +This guy's a little crazy... +Ok, ok, I get it. +YASD +Who turned off the light..? +Join the army, see the world, they said... +This one's for the YASD hall of fame. +Rats! +Shall this fellow live? +Help, ho! +What ho! Help! +What hast thou done? +I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you! +You will *pay* for this! +They say blood will have blood... +Violence is no solution! +Yes? +#&%#&#%*#*&%!!!!! +I must away, ere break of day... +No time to make a testament? +Ugh! +Aargh! +Aaagghhh! +I'm melting! +Oof.. +Oh! +Did somebody knock? +I hear the tramp of doom. +To fly would be folly. +The wind came down from mountains cold. +Cut the bridges! To arms! To arms! +Eeek! +Aah! +I hate it when that happens. +One direct hit can ruin your whole day. +Oh no! +Not me! +Ouch. +Oh no, not again. +Another one bites the dust. +Goodbye. +Help me! +Farewell, cruel world. +O! wandering folk, the summons heed! +I go now to the halls of waiting. +This is the End, my only friend. +It's all over. +This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so. +Why does everything happen to me? +I'm going down. +I leave now all gold and silver, and go where it is of no worth. +But sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell! +His armour is shivered, his splendour is humbled. +Roads go ever ever on. +Yet feet that wandering have gone, turn at last to home afar. +I should've listened to my mother... +Presumed dead. +What was that noise? +For blood ye shall render blood. +It's just one of those days... +I see a bright light... +The Shadow does not hold sway yet. +I let you hit me! +...and in the Darkness bind them. +I didn't want to live anyway. +-<sob>- +One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them... +Was that as close as I think it was? +Monsters rejoice: the hero has been defeated. +It wasn't just a job it was an adventure! +I didn't like violence anyway! +I thought you liked me? +Such senseless violence! I don't understand it. +Leithio i philinn! +Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore. +Help me! I am undone! +Fire the arrows! +This fell sergeant, Death, is strict in his arrest... +The rest is silence. +Guh! +Sedho, hodo. +You've run out of life. +Thou art slain. +Finish him! +Trust me, I know what I'm doing... +Die, mortal! +Kill men i' the dark! What be these bloody thieves? +Ho! Murder! Murder! +O! I am spoil'd, undone by villains! +O murderous slave! O villain! +O, falsely, falsely murder'd! +A guiltless death I die. +AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! +Trust me. +Be still, lie still. +There-is-no life in-the-cold, in-the-dark. +Look, behind you!!! +Here - in-the-void only death. +I have kept no hope for myself. +I don't believe this! +Oops. +I Aear can ven na mar. +Can't you take a joke? +Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway... +Oops, sorry... didn't mean to disturb you. +I never get to have any fun! +Stop! +The Sea calls us home. +Don't worry. I've got a plan. +It didn't look so tough. +Run away! +Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima! +AGAIN!?!?! +I don't like this dungeon... +Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. +My God will protect me. +You wouldn't dare! +Hail Earendil brightest of the Stars! +Farewell sweet earth and northern sky. +And I've *never* done you any harm. +I don't understand. It should be dead by now. +I'm heir to the crown. They wouldn't dare! +Mourn not overmuch! Mighty was the fallen. +When winter comes without a spring that I shall ever see. +Cover me. +Watch this. +O! Rowan dead, upon your head your hair is dry and grey. +I will not yield. +...but like a man he died. +If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful. +Well, at least I tried...? +What could possibly have gone wrong? +You die... +Out of doubt, out of dark, to the day's rising. +Surrender? Never! +I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised. +Hope he rekindled, and in hope ended. +I have a very bad feeling about this. +Over death, over dread, over doom lifted. +I feel I could cast 'Speak with Dead' and talk to myself. +Oh, that's just a light wound. +Out of loss, out of life, unto long glory. +I thought you were on MY side... +Next time, try talking! +Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall! +Death in the morning and at day's ending... +For into darkness fell his star... +Where'd everybody go? +Caveyard! Paveyard! +What do you mean 'aaargllhhhh'? Hey man, I've paid for this. +Ay! Ay! Ay! +Ohe! Ohe! Ohe! +Et tu, Caesar! Then fall, Brute! +Even the best laid plans... +Hey, not too rough! +The Random Number Generator hates me! +So when I die, the first thing I will see in heaven is a score list? +Can't we talk this over? +Wait! Spare me and I'll make you rich! Money is not a problem! +I hate you! +By the kind gods, 'twas most ignobly done! +Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o' lead. +A bump o' the boot on the seat. +I'm the hero of this story! I CAN'T die! +I thought heroes were supposed to win! +I stood upon the bridge alone. +You've fallen and can't get up! +Dark is the path appointed for thee. +Sure don't look good... +Thy heart shall then rest in the forest no more. +Hey - I've got lawyers. +Thanks, I needed that. +The Winter comes, the bare and leafless Day. +Where now the horse and the rider? +Fatality! +Brutality! +Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning? +For our days are ending and our years failing. +I saw him walk in empty lands, until he passed away. +All is lost. Monks, monks, monks! +All my possessions for a moment of time! +His cloven shield, his broken sword, they to the water brought. +It is death, my boy: they have deceived me. +Everyone dances with the Grim Reaper. +His limbs they laid to rest. +I will not say the Day is done, nor bid the Stars farewell. +I am innocent, innocent, innocent! +Watch where you're pointing with that sword! You nearly... +The shadow lies upon my tomb... +My cup runneth over... +Of course I know what I am doing. +It looked harmless. +I have drained my cup to the bitter dregs. +Si man i yulma nin enquantuva? +Look! I'm flying! +Namarie! +I'll be back... as soon as I can. +Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! +Cold be hand and heart and bone... +Yes! Yes! YES! YES! YY... AAARRRGGGHH! +...cold be sleep under stone. +Never more to wake on stony bed... +Been nice knowing you. +But I just got a little prick! +Till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead. +Hey guys, where are you? +Hey look... ARCHERS! +I can't probably miss... +I don't care. I have a Scroll of Raise Dead. +I don't care. I have a Ring of Regeneration. +I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is! +This HAS to be an illusion. I attempt to disbelieve it. +I thought you could be trusted. +Never try to sneak in a plate mail. +I'll never surrender. +I'll use the Cheat Death option... +I'm invincible! +I'm death incarnate! Nothing can harm me! +Hey, it was only a joke, all right? +Hey, don't talk to me like that! +In the black wind the stars shall die... +Out into the barren lands. +Where is my spellbook of Hand of Doom? +Let me handle this. +No problem. That's easy. +But I have double resist! +So what? +Tell me this is an illusion... please! +I hate the Random Number Generator. +Oh. I didn't know it could resist that. +Trust me. +CHARGE! +What do you mean, how many hit points do I have? +What do you mean, my GOI expired? +Yeah, I knew it was dangerous, but I was thinking about the experience points. +I knew I should have played with stupid monsters on. +I knew I shouldn't have let monsters learn from their mistakes. +I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens. +I have such sweet thoughts. +I pray you all pray for me. +I shall hear in heaven. +Is not this dying with courage and true greatness? +I must sleep now. +OK, turning that option on was a bad idea. +It is finished. +That unworthy hand! That unworthy hand! +I am dying. +Oh, dear. +I will not kneel. Strike! +I have led a happy life. +Dying, dying. +I feel the flowers growing over me. +Now it is come. +Let me die to the sound of sweet music. +I will now enter the Halls of Mandos. +Ungrateful traitors! +We perish, we disappear, but the march of time goes on forever. +Youth, I forgive thee. +Treason! Treason! +Coward! Why did you not protect me? +I am absolutely undone. +It is well. I die hard, but am not afraid to go. +Do let me die in peace. +Nothing is real but pain now. +Violent use brings violent plans. +Ha, ha, wrong again. +Bodies fill the fields I see, the slaughter never ends. +Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say. +Blood will follow blood, dying time is here. +Never happy endings on these dark sets. +This was supposed to be easy. +I don't get it. +But I read the manual! +I was born for dying. +The higher you walk, the farther you fall. +Where's your crown, King Nothing? +*sigh* +My descendants will avenge me. +I should have listened to my ancestors. +I should have read the help files. +There's a time to live, and a time to die, when it's time to meet the maker. +One ill turn deserves another. +Only the good die young, all the evil seem to live forever. +That's not what the Wand of Death was supposed to do. +And in my last hour, I'm a slave to the power of death. +Now I am cold, but a ghost lives in my veins. +*whimper* +No, this really isn't happening. +You'll take my life but I'll take yours too. +We won't live to fight another day. +As I lay forgotten and alone, without fear I draw my parting groan. +Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming! +Can't it be there's been some sort of error? +Is it really the end, not some crazy dream? +Life down there is just a strange illusion. +Your body tries to leave your soul. +I'm so tired of living, I might as well end today. +Life, life! Death, death! How curious it is! +*bang* +Flames? Not yet, I think. +This can't be real. +Someone call the Shiriff! +And now the dreams end. +Awake! Awake! Fear, Fire, Foes! Awake! +Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye. +What is this? I've been stricken by fate! +This can't be happening to me! +I didn't know it was a Scroll of Aggravate Monster! +You have been dying since the day you were born. +No point asking who's to blame. +But for all his power he couldn't foresee his own demise. +My creator will lay my soul to rest. +Was that worth dying for? +Can you say you are proud of what you've done? +But there are some things which cannot be excused. +Why is it some of us are here just so that we'll die? +The shortest straw, pulled for you. +There's got to be just more to it that this or tell me why do we exist? +I can't believe that really my time has come. +'New blood joins this earth...' +But my Saving Throw is Good! +I really only like writing poetry. +What is Time, friend or foe? +Time waits for none. +Why didn't I start a Necromancer? +Flash before my eyes: now it's time to die. +Gaaaah! This is most frustrating. +I hate summoners. +I'm not dead yet. I still have five hit points. +To sleep, perchance to dream. +I rolled a 20. How could that be a miss? +This thing all things devours. |